I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 40+ years of experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over- clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Ø An elephant's arse - high and ****ty
Ø A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
Ø A sister-in-law - up there but I know I shouldn't be
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!
Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my expertise.....
I should clarify that this is not my handywork, I was sent this via email today. Classic stuff, love the Princess Di, been there done that many a time .
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
Ø A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Ø A Diego Mara donna - a nasty 5 footer
Ø A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
Ø A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
Ø A Cuban - needs one more revolution
Ø An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
Ø An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
Ø A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
Ø A Kate Moss - bit thin
Ø A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
Ø A Rodney King - over- clubbed
Ø An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
Ø A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
Ø A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
Ø A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
Ø An elephant's arse - high and ****ty
Ø A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
Ø A sister-in-law - up there but I know I shouldn't be
I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!
Please pass this information to anyone who you feel may benefit from my expertise.....
I should clarify that this is not my handywork, I was sent this via email today. Classic stuff, love the Princess Di, been there done that many a time .
