Headline I'd like to see...

[The Who]

Dog-bite leads to DEStemper

 

[The Eagle]

Graham deported for dog act, still counts on cap

 

[Phantar]

Season of the Bitch

Englishman bites Man

Can I have fries with that?

I prefer the King Earland!

 

[bob dylan]

Reminds me of the great ac/dc song Dog Eat Dog

 

[Chip and Chase]

Man bites cat.

 

[weev]

Storm rort again.
- within days of winning what appeared to be a legitimate title, the club has once again been caught cooking the books, with players and coach facing punishments as decided by the manly fans.

 

[globaleagle]

Multi billion dollar sponsorship comes Manly way after the board stand united and all players are injury free and the fittest and most skilled they've ever been after being buoyed by the presentation of the deserved 2007 premiership.

 

[mickqld]

"Storm Blown Away" The Manly Sea Eagles have proved they are the team of the last decade by blowing away the Storm 34-6 in the 2013 Grand Final.

 

[ayjay007]

SAtorm and Dogs in major salary cap breaches.Both have to return their cheques,and storm their rings.Both to play for no points for next 2 seasons!

 

[Frogz]

Bigger dog act than Joel Monaghan......

 

[Eric Galt]

Apparently Nine News at 6 tonight has their players being not very nice to reporter Jane Azzopardi. I just heard her interviewed on radio.

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Apparently Nine News at 6 tonight has their players being not very nice to reporter Jane Azzopardi. I just heard her interviewed on radio.

Just to clarify, that's the Bulldogs on their Mad Monday.

 

[Earnie the Eagle]

Desgate emails released by Manly, NRL to deregister him as a coach and forced to pay restitution to Manly, Greenturd tenders his resignation.

 

[eggson]

Apparently Nine News at 6 tonight has their players being not very nice to reporter Jane Azzopardi. I just heard her interviewed on radio.

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Apparently Nine News at 6 tonight has their players being not very nice to reporter Jane Azzopardi. I just heard her interviewed on radio.

Just to clarify, that's the Bulldogs on their Mad Monday.

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$100k fine?
Nasty language from the family club.

 

[tookey]

Alan Jones was rooting for the dogs

 

[Nthn NSW]

This scum club are doing a great job of writing the headlines themselves.

 

[Shoe1]

A typical manly daily headline would be:

Collaroy man runner up on big stage

 

[manlyfan76]

Alan Jones was rooting for the dogs

I didn't see the word 'for' in your post.

 

[Ryan]

Be Manly, don't be a dawwwg.

 

[niccipops]

Darling Downs teacher on school holidays stubs her toe on a 9kg solid gold nugget on a Gold Coast Beach.
The teacher has now secured her family's financial future, quit her job in education, donated a large sum of money to various charities, as well as her lifelong football team, the Manly Sea Eagles. She will take on a new role as sports writer for the Manly Daily ensuring that all articles promote our current coach Geoff Toovey with no further mention of the Bulldogs coach.

Sorry - got carried away. More an article than a headline.