If players were foods

[Jerry1]

I gave you a troll because that's how it works around here. You give me a dislike, I up it to a troll, right? Tit for tat and all that.

lol

Sour grapes.....

 

[c eagle]

DCE is like a mc Donald's coffee frappe, tasty at first but once the cream is gone .... Just average

 

[MadMarcus]

Matai is like a tequila shot. Looks reasonably benign but before you know it you're f***ed up.

 

[MadMarcus]

Ben Barba is like a curry. He was hot at the start, but quickly ended up as a steaming pile of s***.

 

[MadMarcus]

Anthony Watmough is like a half drunk beer that has been left at the Stein Hotel and gone warm.

Most manly fans would throw it away, but Parra fans think it's gold and want to take it home.

 

[globaleagle]

All this talk about what players taste like is making me innuendo-ly awkward.

Shame on you Ella!!!!

 

[robbiea]

You suck

You cant handle the truth.

 

[KOMORI]

And parramatta are still rorting the celery cap..

 

[Cameron]

What would zorb be....you'd need 10 pages to describe him.

He would be grass. After its been eaten and been through the entire digestive system and bowel of a cow.

 

[Andrew..]

Parramatta are like kopi luwak coffee. Cost a fortune but at the end of the day they are still basically sh*t.

 

[ellakasmar]

Loving all your thoughts everyone!!

 

[Woodsie]

Loving all your thoughts everyone!!

I can't help but notice Ella, that not too many healthy food options in our team.

 

[Captain Moondog]

No premiership this year we eat the players and Barrett, we'll give Zorba to the poor to ease our collective conscience, it should prove great motivation.

 

[dowdz]

T Rex would have to be a marshmellow. Big on the outside but very soft on the inside..

 

[fLIP]

AFB is a SAMBOY chip.

 

[Cameron]

AFB is a SAMBOY chip.

I wonder how many people will get that mate.