This is so funny, but not stupid
Imagine if it was possible to have a fit and healthy side like this:
Turbo
Funa
Bird
Walker
Suli
Foz
DCE
Now that's just in the back-line and that would be scary for any opposition.
Add Schuster to lock and Jake as ball playing forwards on left and right sides and you'd have defensive coaches from other teams going nuts trying to defend it.
Add in Marty's offloads, Paseka's maturity and line metres,
Fainu's ability at 9 (if he gets dispensation).
And then you think about how Des would use Sirro (who actually is also a ball player, but has been limited in his role, due to necessity - yeah you all complain but I reckon he's been doing what he has been told to do) and Garner (if he joins us) as a hole runner, and you have a really, really scary side to play against.
If it happens, all they need to do is set defensive structures as Des is known to do, so they'll score plenty of tries but not let in heaps. I think that's why Des has let go of Cartwright. He is after a defensive coach and maybe, just maybe, 'Gift' is his man.
