Jobs for Watmough after footy

[Boofhead]

Who?

 

[Pablo]

Paper weight

 

[OneEyedEagle]

Dish Licker
UN Peace negotiator in Syria or Iraq

 

[Slide]

Poker machine filler at Eels Leagues Club.

 

[Clint]

Geoff Toovey's PA

 

[Snake]

a corner post.

 

[Ramrod]

Catwalk model - FAILED (too ugly).

Teacher - FAILED (too dumb).

Human Being - FAILED (require to have at least an ounce of decency).

Brain donor - FAILED (Sh1t for brains).

Sphincter Tester - POTENTIAL ... but Hoppa already got that covered.

Wαnker - PASS (just about right!)

Moron - PASS (very highly qualified).

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[MadMarcus]

Catwalk model - FAILED (too ugly).
Brain donor - FAILED (Sh1t for brains).

Are you sure he failed this? I saw him talk yesterday and I could have sworn he'd donated his brain.

 

[Dan]

PE teaching assistant

 

[conanu]

Mario Fenech replacement on the footy show.

 

[Jax24]

 

[globaleagle]

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The extra 'h' is for hopeless I assume?

 

[Jax24]

Haha yeah I will go with that GE sounds good lol!!! No worries I corrected the error now.

 

[nodd]

parra player- football is all over for him now.

 

[cherry_poppins]

Replacement for Tommy Rent a quote about origin or hating manly

 

[cherry_poppins]

Or canberra coach,they're getting towards his iq level

 

[swoop]

Journalists love him because they know they'll get a stupid comment from him.

Watmough as a kid is the type of person who probably needed a chop tied around his neck so the dog would play with him.

 

[Eagles2nv]

given his name is choc, im thinking an oompa loompa.

 

[lurker]

garden gnome?

 

[mjb136]

we all know he will be unable to get a job post footy.