Matabele
Journey Man
A selection of the latest thread titles and first postings from the Social Forums of NRL clubs:
Canterbury Bulldogs:
Pioneer or Roxson – wot goez betta in ur Excel?
So boyz I woz wondrn if yoos have a pioneer or a roxson beatbox? I hve a roxson n its fully sik!
Melbourne Storm:
Collingwood or Carlton – who do you hate more?
Still awaiting translation from Melbourne. Please note there is no NRL related thread on the Storm Forum.
Penrith Panthers:
Hot tips to beat the pokies:
Wot is everyones way of beeting the pokies? N remember, if u lose u still win by supporting this great club of ours win anover spoon.
Newcastle Knights:
I want to have Andrew Johns love child.
I love Johnsy so much i would not even care if it turns out a mutant coz of his steroid and drug use coz it will fit right in here in Newie.Â
Canberra Raiders:
What will you do on this week’s flexi day?
I’m getting a bit tired of my monthly rotation of War Memorial, Questacon, National Library and Museum. Is there anything else to do?
Next post: “Noâ€Â
Parramatta Eels:
There is no forum as it is well known that all Eels fans are illiterate.
St George Illawarra:
Where were you in 1979?
I was born in 1980. Can someone tell me what it’s like to win a premiership?
South Sydney Rabbitohs:
Mace:
Does anyone know where I can get a new supply? My dealer has just been put in jail.
North Queensland Cowboys:
Flinders Street Rocks!
How good is our part of the world? Nothin’ beats a sticky warm blanket night watching the bogans fight on the pavements in Flinders Street. Yeeeeehhhaaaaaaaah!
New Zealand Warriors:
Wot u going to do with ya government compensation?
So da white toolz r gonna pay us $140m. Whot u gonna do with ur slice of the pie Cuz?
Cronulla Sharks:
Lara Bingle says it all:
U just hav 2 look at this blue eyed, blond hair beooty wif her enhanced rack 2 know that white englo Saxons are the master race.
Manly Sea Eagles:
Spit Bridge:
When was the last time you made it to that rat hole Mosman inside thirty minutes?
Brisbane Broncos:
When did K Hunt last sleep with you?
Had a great time with him in a cubicle at City Rowers last night. U should have seen the line at the door waiting for me to finish though!
Sydney Roosters:
Impact of the recession:
How much has your house price dropped this year? And is it impacting on your social life and drug use?
Wests Tigers:
Sponsors product:
Did any of you that bought a Proton to support our Tiges still have it? Like, did it last any longer than 6 months?
Gold Coast Titans:
Life changes:
I’ve just moved here from Melbourne. Can anyone tell me the best place to get breast enhancement surgery, a fake tan and bleached hair?
Canterbury Bulldogs:
Pioneer or Roxson – wot goez betta in ur Excel?
So boyz I woz wondrn if yoos have a pioneer or a roxson beatbox? I hve a roxson n its fully sik!
Melbourne Storm:
Collingwood or Carlton – who do you hate more?
Still awaiting translation from Melbourne. Please note there is no NRL related thread on the Storm Forum.
Penrith Panthers:
Hot tips to beat the pokies:
Wot is everyones way of beeting the pokies? N remember, if u lose u still win by supporting this great club of ours win anover spoon.
Newcastle Knights:
I want to have Andrew Johns love child.
I love Johnsy so much i would not even care if it turns out a mutant coz of his steroid and drug use coz it will fit right in here in Newie.Â
Canberra Raiders:
What will you do on this week’s flexi day?
I’m getting a bit tired of my monthly rotation of War Memorial, Questacon, National Library and Museum. Is there anything else to do?
Next post: “Noâ€Â
Parramatta Eels:
There is no forum as it is well known that all Eels fans are illiterate.
St George Illawarra:
Where were you in 1979?
I was born in 1980. Can someone tell me what it’s like to win a premiership?
South Sydney Rabbitohs:
Mace:
Does anyone know where I can get a new supply? My dealer has just been put in jail.
North Queensland Cowboys:
Flinders Street Rocks!
How good is our part of the world? Nothin’ beats a sticky warm blanket night watching the bogans fight on the pavements in Flinders Street. Yeeeeehhhaaaaaaaah!
New Zealand Warriors:
Wot u going to do with ya government compensation?
So da white toolz r gonna pay us $140m. Whot u gonna do with ur slice of the pie Cuz?
Cronulla Sharks:
Lara Bingle says it all:
U just hav 2 look at this blue eyed, blond hair beooty wif her enhanced rack 2 know that white englo Saxons are the master race.
Manly Sea Eagles:
Spit Bridge:
When was the last time you made it to that rat hole Mosman inside thirty minutes?
Brisbane Broncos:
When did K Hunt last sleep with you?
Had a great time with him in a cubicle at City Rowers last night. U should have seen the line at the door waiting for me to finish though!
Sydney Roosters:
Impact of the recession:
How much has your house price dropped this year? And is it impacting on your social life and drug use?
Wests Tigers:
Sponsors product:
Did any of you that bought a Proton to support our Tiges still have it? Like, did it last any longer than 6 months?
Gold Coast Titans:
Life changes:
I’ve just moved here from Melbourne. Can anyone tell me the best place to get breast enhancement surgery, a fake tan and bleached hair?
