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HK_Eagle

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I hadn't noticed ... but remember the most important physical attribute of a footballer is his buttocks. There has never been a good one (except Langlands) that was a no-bum.
I recall The Buttocks playing SOO back in the 80s/90s, alongside Back Door Benny and others.

Oh sorry, Woodsie, just noted your later post already referencing Siro and his nickname. Classic Roy & HG
 

Woodsie

Feast yer eyes ..
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@Woodsie :eyes:
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There you go ... try and find one of a footie player without magnificent buttocks.
 

damiennp90

Bencher
Hi have been very disappointed with Tom wright.

He doesn't look like a 5/8 to me. Can't kick to save his life. Bad game management choices and giving away penaltys.

I agreed the fullback is a real goer. Maybe a centre ?
 
No, used to hang around the change room.

Seriously though, the buttocks thing is a fact, the gluttie maxie things are crucial to speed and power in the legs ... if you don't have 'em, footie ain't your game.
So that's what we have being doing wrong....when we interview a potential footballer we shouldn't be looking them in the eye we should be looking them in the arse!
 

Budgie

In for the long haul.
2016 Tipping Competitor
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Ha! Kid lining up goal kick. Touchie in the background notices himself on the big screen and smooths his hair!
 

Woodsie

Feast yer eyes ..
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So that's what we have being doing wrong....when we interview a potential footballer we shouldn't be looking them in the eye we should be looking them in the arse!

I'm sure we already do .. buttocks aren't a secret, but we possibly need a formal grading system.

Like the size of horses in hands ... we could measure buttocks by the same method. We would however need to standardise the size of a "hand". Possibly @yokahontas could volunteer to be the bench mark and run her hands over a couple of the lads to set the standard.
 

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