Yes, that would suit; now we just need to work out a few details.
As I’m to be the Monarch, I’ll expect that I’ll be working Gentleman’s hours,1030 start(well 1000 at a pinch), lunch at 1200 until 1430, a few light duties, afternoon smoko at 1630-1730, then pre-dinner drinks/ cocktails 1730-1930, dinner 1930 until I’m stuffed, then bed.
7 day working fortnight with every weekend off, no public holiday work and of course, 26 weeks annual leave.
Also, I don’t want to open any bloody buildings, monuments(except if they’re dedicated to me) and definitely, no fetes, arts/crafts shows or bloody boring stuff.
Now, of course, I’ll expect a Royal box at all the important sporting events, GF, SoO, etc., and I’ll decree that our Seaeagles are Premiers every year from my coronation.
UK eagle, great idea; say would you be interested in being Our representative at the Court of St James? Free return airfares or RAAF flights(I’ll even throw in a few jollies in our new fighters if that appeals) back to Oz each year and we can probably offer a few seats in the Royal box at the GF each year, where we thrash the slime, drizzle, donkeys and the others on a rotating basis.
Sound, fair enough?