I was on the drink once at the Wowan pub and had the incredible misfortune of sitting next to the only Storm supporter in the town. The owner of the fine establishment had a big German shepherd dog that used to lay behind the bar most of the day, but was very handy at settling disputes between drunks in the evening.
Anyway, after suffering about a half hour of this moron bending my ear about how good the Storm was going to go, he looked over the bar and noticed the dog giving himself a very long and loving lick all over and around his genitalia.
After watching the dog for a short time this guy props his cowboy hat back on his head, makes sure he has the attention of the bar and half yells, "I wish I could do that...hahaha!" while pointing to the dog.
I looked over the bar at the dog, waited for the murmurs and half giggles to fade and announced loudly, "Well, you better ask the publican....it's his dog".
Just like in footy, Manly wit prevailed!