The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[SeaEagleRock8]

I’m starting to think Schu is actually an urban legend created by a progressive marketing team

Yeah, I feel nostalgic for those days when we looked forward to his debut. I wish his brother would call.

 

[Eagle 1]

Is Schu playing this week? Any inside info? Or do we all just have to guess again?

You would have to say.. yes...they had Schu listed in the reserves list in the hope he'd be ok to play Melb. So going on a 9day turnaround surely he'll be playing. If not, not sure where we go from here ?

 

[TokyoEagle]

To be honest, if we get the same effort and result as last week, I will likely not be too fussed. 17 working to a common goal is how we make headway this year.

 

[The Royal Soup]

tampon

 

[alafua siaosi]

According to Seibold's interview ,Schuster was ready to play against the Panthers when he aggravated his quad during the Wednesday (before the game) opposed session .Takes normally 2 to 3 weeks for it to be fully healed so fingers crossed he is ready to play this week . Let's go Manly .

 

[LeonardCohen]

The concerning thing regarding Schuster's spate of injuries is that they're not exclusive to FG. He spent a fair portion of time on the sidelines throughout his junior years as well. I know it is frustrating for fans, but it must be even more frustrating for him; I hope he gets a run of good luck!

 

[40 nil]

The concerning thing regarding Schuster's spate of injuries is that they're not exclusive to FG. He spent a fair portion of time on the sidelines throughout his junior years as well. I know it is frustrating for fans, but it must be even more frustrating for him; I hope he gets a run of good luck!

Yes, let's hope he can match 2021 when he played 21 NRL games.

 

[XV-1]

tampon

Such a charming fellow. Your children would be proud - not.

You sound like what a tampon goes into.

 

[mave]

Such a charming fellow. Your children would be proud - not.

You sound like what a tampon goes into.

A bin?

 

[Woodsie]

Such a charming fellow. Your children would be proud - not.

You sound like what a tampon goes into.

My female friend thinks your reply is offensive, sexist and even less charming .....

Can't speak on behalf of any of our female members ... perhaps one will let us know her view ..

 

[Eagle 1]

Yes, let's hope he can match 2021 when he played 21 NRL games.

At least Schuster's injury concerns are happening now (early in the season) rather than at the business end of the season.

 

[XV-1]

My female friend thinks your reply is offensive, sexist and even less charming .....

Can't speak on behalf of any of our female members ... perhaps one will let us know her view ..

And what did your so called female friend think of the original slur?

Me thinks you idendify as a female.

Not that's there anything wrong with that. We all support your choices here at Silvertails 😂

 

[XV-1]

At least Schuster's injury concerns are happening now (early in the season) rather than at the business end of the season.

Fingers crossed that is the case.

 

[CoreyWaddellSuperFan]

My female friend thinks your reply is offensive, sexist and even less charming .....

Can't speak on behalf of any of our female members ... perhaps one will let us know her view ..

Both comments were bad. Textbook sexism. Thanks Woodsie.

 

[CoreyWaddellSuperFan]

According to Seibold's interview ,Schuster was ready to play against the Panthers when he aggravated his quad during the Wednesday (before the game) opposed session .

Interesting take on training and injury from Joey:

'I hate it': Immortal's theory explains injury crisis

'Never happened 30 years ago'

wwos.nine.com.au

 

[Peter C]

At least Schuster's injury concerns are happening now (early in the season) rather than at the business end of the season.

I have a feeling they'll be happening at the business end as well

 

[Pete W]

Interesting take on training and injury from Joey:

'I hate it': Immortal's theory explains injury crisis

'Never happened 30 years ago'

wwos.nine.com.au

Joey's spot on. For all the innovations coming out of the Storm, the wrestle would have to be the most detrimental piece of evolution to our game (although, considering the effectiveness and success of this strategy, someone was bound to introduce this eventually)

With regards to the pecs in particular, it is actually quite redundant to be training bench press/flyes for hypertrophy in our sport, especially now with the introduction of the wrestle, where grappling and pulling motions take priority. In this case, a bigger chest actually hinders mobility, and with the blunt forces at play, combined with awkward entanglement of the upper body, the bigger the muscle mass, the bigger the load for tendons to support in the chest, and the more likely a tear will result.

 

[jbb/james]

My female friend thinks your reply is offensive, sexist and even less charming .....

Can't speak on behalf of any of our female members ... perhaps one will let us know her view ..

im sorry but as soon as i saw your female friend thing i thought

Dude : She's not my special lady, she's my ****ing lady friend.
lebowski

 

[The Royal Soup]

Such a charming fellow. Your children would be proud - not.

You sound like what a tampon goes into.

don’t have kids, fuk that

 

[Brookie Bob]

don’t have kids, fuk that

Interesting