I am so tired of the constant dramas at our proud and distinguished club. It has been like an unending bout of gastroanoritus under the Penn's watch. I suppose they have given us all the Penn Centre of Excellence. How difficult is that to stomach? Surely these past 12 odd years is just a DMT hallucination and the chimes are about to go off and suck me back into reality. It all began when itty bitty Scotty Wotty played hardball with our two time premiership winning coach with his stupid performance clauses in 2011.
An event which led to Des packing his bags and going to the Dogs before Toovey is appointed coach. Nek minute Tooves is sacked for Barrett, Barrett gets punted and Des gets reassigned. Scott from marketing (ahem) goes rogue and rolls the
out in a cheap political stunt which sees Des get sacked again. The other Scott then hands over the reins to a coach responsible for claiming Brisbane's first ever spoon. Another trumpet blast rings out across the peninsular as Toovey is rehired and the Fulton's are sent packing. In between all this choose your own adventure style drama there is an the endless procession of CEO's, and the league's club is sold (for a tidy sum.) Not to mention the appointment of "I'm gonna stop the press leaks" Mestrov. Yeah the same dude who frog marched Kristie out of the joint. These Penn flops are like a fossilized dog turd spreading throughout a once mighty club.