I reckon the secret forum would have a lot of official self praise and mutual masturbation
I probably have about 15 threads about me with 100 or more posts of random bitching about grammatical errors and a thread counting the times I drop merkin in place of that weird word that is an alternate name for female genitals (i'm still confused why that's out of bounds but there's no penis word that is, sexism IMO give us men equal rights)
Officially, i'm generally busy chucking out you and your drunk friends from the establishments that are lucky enough to obtain me
Please quit smoking people, I've had a month long on and off sore upper throat from that s**t